Don't Panic!

Up and Running Again

2012-01-19T09:44:00.000-08:00

The new improved satellite dish was just erected this morning next to the newly dedicated Otto Kolmeier Communication Center at the lab. We are now again able to communicate with our remote traveling stations at lightning speed. 5G perhaps.

Invitro-ribs

2012-01-17T06:52:00.000-08:00

Yummm! Pictured here, Professor Conrad makes sure the first Invitro-ribs produced in the lab were no longer alive before placing them on the grill. They were delicious.

DISASTER!

2012-01-14T09:44:00.000-08:00

Just in- It was discovered this morning at the lab that high winds toppled the satellite dish tower last night. At this moment, THEGIANTBRAIN is unable to communicate with the traveling medicine show. Technicians on the road will have to wing it until repairs are made. Time to upgrade the system.

About Ready to Roll

2011-12-28T09:06:00.000-08:00

The GGBb is just about ready for a road trip and field trials. All that needs to be attached are accessory racks on the top and front. The Neurobots will be neutralize and packed separately for the trip. not shown is the satellite link to THEGIANTBRAIN which will remain at the lab.

Gianormous Golden Brainbot

2011-12-20T18:03:00.000-08:00

Originally built to house THEGIANTBRAIN, the Gianormous Golden Brainbot will become the representative of TGB on the road. Through a satellite link up, direct communication will be possible from the field to TGB. This photo of the GGBb was taken right after the neural plasma coating was applied. At lot more progress has been made since this photo was taken.

3D Organ Printer

2011-12-20T11:33:00.000-08:00

Because of the huge success of our neuronic plasma recipe and it's use as a slurry spray over a cellulose matrix in the creation of the Gianormous Golden Brainbot, we are building a 3D human organ printer utilizing a salvaged Epson R800 color printer.

Mystery stuff

2011-12-17T14:15:00.000-08:00

Digging deep into the ash pile, charred mysterious piece of rogue lab experiments are being extracted.

Hidden Laboratory

2011-12-17T14:01:00.000-08:00

After water boarding a captured Rogue Biomechanical, it was revealed that a secret laboratory was under the burned out chapel at the lab's compound. (see the past blog,"Chapel Burns, Feb. 13, '07). Some heavy equipment Neurobots are excavating the ash pile at this moment.

Hosiden Reappears

2011-12-15T12:10:00.000-08:00

Hosiden reappeared at the lab's Neurabot's training facility. The Nbs were mesmerized by the high frequency sound being emitted by it.

Hosiden

2011-12-15T12:03:00.000-08:00

The other day, Hosiden appeared at the mouth of the shaman's cave and wandered off.

Mummified Pepper

2011-12-13T15:03:00.000-08:00

Some of the Neurabots are examining a mummified pepper found in the shaman's cave on the lab's back 3.

Neurabots

2011-12-12T17:29:00.000-08:00

Nb-M32 is one of our Neurabots that will be servicing the Gianourmous Golden Brainbot. Hopefully, the GGB will be complete and out of the lab by Christmas.

In Production

2011-12-12T17:25:00.000-08:00

The lab is on a Neurobot construction binge in preparation for the release of the Gianormous Golden Brainbot. Pictured is inside one of the lab's cubicles.

Mummy surgery

2011-11-19T07:56:00.001-08:00

We scored big on some gray market mummies and the Biomechanicals are honing their surgical skills on them.

Operation Brain Surgery

2011-11-18T17:50:00.001-08:00

The Lab's great leap forward in neuro-chip advancement was made possible when "OPERATION Brain Surgery" was procured. This device allowed Biomechanicals to hone their laboratory and surgical experience through many failures without loss of life. Eventually, success was achieved which leads to where we are today.

On the Road to Neuro-chips

2011-11-17T16:56:00.001-08:00

The Lab is proud to announce a major break through in our attempt to modify our Biomechanicals into neuro-chips which then will act as connecting devices between the computer and semi-living brain tissue AKA brainbots. We hope to have all this completed in time for SxSW in March. Besides our all ready successful mind therapy accessories, new additions will be added. All this will be included in the soon to released "Gianormous Brainbot".

Mobile Psycho-healing

2011-11-04T08:32:00.000-07:00

Flimflam Laboratories is now in the mobile psycho-healing business with the creation of Ms.Brainbot. She is a radio controlled mental therapy unit sporting the "Tighten Up Loose Screws Arm" and the "Knock Sense into You Hammer Arm". She made her debut at Spectral Panopticon last weekend.

Chaos!

2011-11-03T07:45:00.000-07:00

Assistant Mr.Spine crossed the wrong wires at Spectral Panopticon. He survived but one person is still missing.

Spectral Panopticon

2011-11-03T07:35:00.000-07:00

The Lab went on the road last weekend to Festival Hill at Round Top and participated in Spectral Panopticon. Our Ms.Brainbot made her debut.

New member

2011-10-02T10:37:00.000-07:00

Vibrata, the snare drumist, is the latest addition to the SBhs. She is yet to go into Rehab.

THEY ARE BACK!

2011-10-01T09:32:00.000-07:00

The Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion have been pieced back together for the Fall season at the Marcos Caliente Performance Theater at Flimflam Labs. Pictured here is Flapper, the lead singer, Lips, backup singer, Blastmatic, horn section and Bangus, percussion. More band member pictures will followed as they finish Rehab.

Water sports

2011-09-29T18:16:00.000-07:00

Cuddles, from the lab's petting zoo, is getting it's feet wet in a puddle.

Feeding Time

2011-09-20T13:58:00.000-07:00

The RBms at the petting zoo are fed a mixture of WD 40, fish emulsion, steel wool and other ingredients. So far they like it.

Rogue Roundup

2011-09-18T15:26:00.000-07:00

Prior to next month's annual Rogue Biomechanical Trophy Hunt, a roundup of rogues took place this weekend at Flimflam Laboratories. Those that escaped the roundup will be fair game for the trophy hunt. Captured rogues will be rendered harmless and placed in the petting zoo or held for auction.
No cowboys were harmed in the roundup.

Lab Pet

2011-09-17T07:30:00.000-07:00

The lab has successfully transformed a rogue Bm. into a lovable pet to be place in the petting zoo. Pictured here is president of the Robot Group, Don, bonding with "Cuddles" while group member Nyssa gives her approval.

First flight

2011-09-13T17:59:00.000-07:00

A successful flight of the 20" long Biomechnical mud dobber was just achieved. It will eventually be taken off it's security harness once we have complete control.

Rogue pet

2011-09-12T18:05:00.000-07:00

The very pissed off rogue was subdued and held in chains and then was subjected to our shock treatment for rage neutralization. We hope to place it in our petting zoo.

Rogue Bm

2011-09-12T17:58:00.000-07:00

The lab punks at Flimflam Lab discovered a rogue Biomechanical temporarily trapped in the ceremonial pit at the lab. It escaped but they pursued and captured it as it entered a culvert.

Revolt 7000

2011-09-11T06:52:00.000-07:00

Tired of your disgusting, evil, destructive thoughts? Revolt and take advantage of Flimflam Lab's end of summer special featuring the REVOLT 7000, our new portable shock therapy unit. Businesses, we will come out and give a discount on whole staff treatments.

E.I.P.

2011-08-12T18:48:00.000-07:00

Pictured, is the latest of TGB accessories- the EIP which is a device that analyzes your mind and indicates areas that you need to work on. Grab both copper cuffs on the arms after a moment of peaceful nothingness and the EIP transmits your mind makeup via Bluetooth connection to TGB. TGB then analyzes your mind and sends back corrections via the Adjustinator.

It's alive!

2011-08-12T13:02:00.000-07:00

Our first Mini-brain emerged from Ms. Brains incubator unit. Four more on the way!

Oops!

2011-08-12T12:57:00.000-07:00

Dr. Stone's anabolic steroid research has been put on hold at the prestigious Awry Institute ( a division of Flimflam Labs) due to some odd results. Fortunately, only one of Professor Conrad's clones was used in the trial.

Oh well

2011-08-12T12:53:00.000-07:00

Disaster in the Lab. Our invitro fertilization attempt using Kasey the Kinderbot exploded losing 8 mini brains. So much for Octobot.

Tesla's Birthday Celebration

2011-07-12T18:31:00.000-07:00

A successful outing was had by all last Saturday. THEGIANTBRAIN and it's accessories had a rewarding field trip into Austin.

We are back

2011-06-18T10:44:00.000-07:00

New posts to follow soon!

STIMULATOR 2.0

2011-01-25T12:32:00.000-08:00

The lab is about ready to roll out "Stimulator 2.0. It will interface with THEGIANTBRAIN and the human brain. Knowledge can be shared, purged, enhanced and stored. It will get a test run at Plutopia 2011.

Working on the Link

2011-01-23T16:16:00.000-08:00

"A hidden camera records Professor Conrad being subjected to a test of TGB Stimulator. The word is that he volunteered for the test, survived and said it was like getting the buzz off of seven cups of coffee instantly." This test was done mid year last year. The Lab is about ready to reveal the new version of the "STIMULATOR"

Rogue Bms surface

2011-01-14T08:58:00.000-08:00

It is being reported that some Rogue Biomechanicals are leaving their subterranean hideouts and mixing with bedbugs on the surface.

TGB new ride

2011-01-14T08:38:00.000-08:00

THEGIANTBRAIN has been given a new ride in the form of the remote control Lowrider. It will have it's debut during SxSW in March.

THEGIANTBRAIN DOES SxSW '10

2010-10-19T14:56:00.000-07:00

TGB appeared with it's group of technicians at the Plutopia Party at the Mexican American Cultural Center during this years SxSW

TGB SEEN AROUND TOWN

2010-10-19T14:43:00.000-07:00

Some people were were captivated by THEGIANTBRAIN while some choose to ignore it while at Austin Futures Fair recently.

THEY ARE HUGE

2010-10-12T08:13:00.000-07:00

Huge mud dobber nest have been spotted throughout the Hill Country. A couple of the Flimflam lab's scientists investigate one location. What has been thought to be military aircraft, may actually be huge mud dobber wasps The investigators cover themselves in red mud to camouflage them from what ever made these.

THEGIANTBRAIN and it's new Ride

2010-10-06T18:31:00.000-07:00

Recently, TGB has been given a Lowrider to travel in. At the present time, the Lowrider is remotely controlled via a tether, but soon it will be radio controlled.

We have branched out

2010-09-02T07:17:00.000-07:00

Flimflam Laboratories is so pleased with it's new textural coating on THE GIANT BRAIN'S Lowrider that is offering a $99.99 special for a textured elastomeric coating over your entire vehicle. (18 wheelers excluded). The coating flexes 250% and cuts your heating bill by 20%! Pictured is a behind the scenes view of our custom car facility

ROGUE LEADER CAPTURED

2010-08-11T06:46:00.000-07:00

Two rogue Biomechanicals were captured yesterday while trying to get across the border. Rogue leader Allar is the one in purple. We suspect that they were involved in the shooting down of the Jalapeno Space Probe.

TOXBLOX

2010-08-03T09:13:00.000-07:00

New at Flimflam- TOXBLOX - ! Our new toxic waste reprocessing plant has just sucessfully completed a test run and TOXBLOX are coming out the door. TOXBLOX are a new and exciting kid safe toy building blocks made from Dioxohol production toxic waste.

Rogues?

2010-08-02T15:30:00.000-07:00

Plotting the trajectory of the ill fated Space Probe, investigators located what appears to be the device used to shoot the Probe down. It was the Radio Flash 1.0 pistol ( hand held NEP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device). The weapon was stolen months ago from Flimflam Laboratories. It had been highly modified and left partially hidden in a pile of hay.

VICTIMS FOUND

2010-08-01T15:14:00.000-07:00

In a remote arroyo on the western edge of the Edwards Plateau, a rancher found the remains of the Jalapeno Space Probe's Biomechanicals near the massacre site or the Tiny People. The biomechanicals had been picked clean of valuable parts prior to the discovery. Professor Conrad said that it was the work of the Rogue Biomechanicals. The investigation continues.

NOSE CONE FOUND!

2010-07-28T08:17:00.000-07:00

Early this morning, searchers found the remains of the Jalapeno Space probe in the crotch of a dead tree. It's protective skin burned off revealing the carnage of the crash. The miniature Biomechnicals inside are missing and we hope they survived. The search goes on.

Jalapeno Space Probe

2010-07-28T07:11:00.000-07:00

Secretly two months ago, the lab launched a rocket with a Biomechanical jalapeno nose cone filled with small Biomechanicals to probe deep space. Unfortunately, it went off orbit and disappeared. The propulsion unit was found the other day minus the nose cone. Search parties are still looking for it.

TGB Stimulater

2010-07-04T09:49:00.000-07:00

An unauthorized photo taken recently at the lab shows Professor Conrad serving as a test dummy for the newly created Stimulator which will be used to waken THE GIANT BRAIN from it's frequent stupors. The test went well and the professor said it was like getting an instant buzz off of seven cups of coffee.

Now required

2010-06-30T06:43:00.000-07:00

THE GIANT BRAIN has stated that Dioxahol Lite be drunk by all lab members while on the job. A new intravenous form will soon appear.

Duped

2010-06-29T18:17:00.000-07:00

We have been tricked. After the Plutopia party, THE GIANT BRAIN, with help from the rogue Biomechanicals, took over the lab and have made the staff including Professor Conrad virtual prisoners. Since then, we have been outfitting TGB with all sorts of diabolical devices to be used to gain control of all beings living on the surface of the earth. We will be releasing pictures of our work as authorization is given. BEHOLD- THE GIANT BRAIN

Dioxahol

2010-03-21T09:37:00.000-07:00

Dioxahol and Dioxahol Lite were introduced to the public for the first time at the Plutopia Party on March 15, 2010. All stocks were immediately withdrawn and returned to the Lab for tweaking.

(See disclaimer in a past post)

BEHOLD! The tricked out GB

2010-03-11T18:16:00.000-08:00

The newly tricked out GIANT BRAIN and the Jalapeno Space Probe will make an appearance Monday night at the Plutopia Party during SxSW Interactive.

Truce

2010-01-26T07:15:00.000-08:00

Professor Conrad has established a truce with the rogue biomechanicals. He was able to do this after hacking into their GIANT BRAIN. Because of this, THE GIANT BRAIN has been brought to the surface and is at the lab. The staff is now making modification to it and it will no longer be totally controlled by the rogues. We hope this peace will last.

EUREKA!

2010-01-12T18:39:00.000-08:00

Eureka! I have duplicated my elusive lab experiment in which I created the first bio-mechanical agave. I had been called a charlatan since I could not duplicate it. This time here is photographic proof. I call it Agave mechanicus. It has a mechanical hand which will assist in harvesting it for tequila production.

Marcos Returns

2009-10-10T10:20:00.000-07:00

Marcos Caliente has returned to the laboratory to save us from the rogue biomechanicals and corporate destruction of the world!

Lead guitar player found!

2009-09-02T09:29:00.000-07:00

Sportsmen, while hunting for Rogue Biomechanicals in the abandoned Lost and Found Mine located on the grounds of Flim Flam Laboratory, found the long missing lead guitarist of the Screamin' Babyheads band. With combined efforts by both the Lab and Flimflam Productions, we hope to get him playing again.

Restoration Complete

2009-09-02T05:21:00.000-07:00

The ED WOOD MEMORIAL PERFORMANCE CHAMBER is now open and ready for operation. Historical renovation to the Dioxohol plant has been completed and all toxic material safely disposed of thus allowing the Chamber to be safely used for you music and film needs. Flimflam Productions is now operating the facility.

Performance Chamber

2009-08-10T12:50:00.000-07:00

Flimflam Productions has taken the abandoned Flim Flam Laboratory's Dioxihol* plant and is remodeling it into a state of the art Performance Chamber.

(*Dioxihol is the refreshing alcoholic beverage made from toxic industrial and laboratory waste.)

RADIO FLASH 1.0 PISTOL

2009-07-16T13:06:00.000-07:00

Announcing the new RADIO FLASH 1.0 PISTOL just released from the Lab. It is a hand held NNEMP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device. Each hunter participating in the Annual RBH&R will be provided one to use on the hunt. There are two power settings provide on this model - "stun" and "wipeout". The hunt date is pending.

ANNUAL HUNT APPROACHES

2009-07-16T12:45:00.000-07:00

Soon to be announced is Flim Flam Laboratory's annual ROGUE BIOMECHANICAL TROPHY HUNT AND ROUND UP. Sportsmen will be provided with the newly developed RADIO FLASH 1.0 Pistol. No longer will the "Bioms" be blasted to pieces but will be well preserved and ready to be mounted on attractive plaques provided by the Lab. Pictured here are some of the Rogues recently captured that will be released two hours before the hunt. Check back for the Hunt date.

It all went wrong!

2009-06-29T12:39:00.000-07:00

After days of tedious work implanting our nano-faux human life forms in carefully grown jalapenos, one of our new techies placed the specimens on a gas grill instead of in the incubator. It all occurred during a lunch break. Jalapenos are now banned from the lunch room and snack bar. Professor Conrad, although devastated, said it could have been worse. They could have been placed in the microwave oven. (Photo via Lori Reed from a Pottery Barn flyer)

Fight Results

2009-06-16T19:00:00.000-07:00

It was "The Thing" in 17 minutes over "Computer Face". Mr. Bean will live to referee.

Fight Saturday

2009-06-15T06:52:00.000-07:00

Another fight between the Titans occurred outside the Lab in 100 degree heat this weekend. This time the mighty Thing took on Computer Face with Mr. Bean again as referee. The results of that fight will appear in the next posting.

2009-05-04T13:11:00.001-07:00

Coming for Christmas

2009-04-12T13:22:00.000-07:00

We hope to get our new Vermin Plucker in the stores by Christmas.

Ring side

2009-04-12T13:17:00.000-07:00

When we get bored at the Lab, we throw a couple Biomechanicals in the ring.

Dancing Skeletons

2009-03-29T09:05:00.000-07:00

The lab's Dancing Skeletons, pPod/Dynamo Sound Thrusters, Prickly Pear Cactus Rhythm Synthesizer and more appeared at the recent SxSW Plutopia Party.

Lab in action

2009-03-12T14:25:00.000-07:00

The new Scatscan is precisely locating the position for the Marvic 5000 transplant in mineralized frog.

Back again

2009-03-12T11:58:00.000-07:00

Professor Conrad has just return from a refresher organ swap class at a hidden location somewhere in China. Stay tuned for new and innovative uses of the Marvic 5000 Artificial Multi-tasking Organ in conjunction with the Lab's new Scatscan 500.

I have regained control

2009-02-06T19:46:00.000-08:00

Fear not; I am Back. I have defeated my evil brother.

I have taken over...

2009-02-06T19:39:00.000-08:00

Professor Conrad has lost control....

2009-01-07T10:04:00.001-08:00

ROGUE MYSTERY

2008-12-23T19:29:00.000-08:00

Further exploration in the Rogues' lair, revealed a puzzling site. Bones were found clustered around some sort of energy device.

Frankenworms

2008-12-23T15:27:00.000-08:00

Recent diggings into a Rogue Biomechanical lair, revealed some freakin' Frankenworms. These show proof that the Rogues are polishing their surgical techniques. we fear that they are about to create an invertebrate/humanoid combo.

2008-12-23T15:08:00.000-08:00

The lab is back on the blog. Stay tuned for latest updates.

Introducing DIOXAHOLhttp://bp2.blogger.com/_nyCHR5l9fHs/R-hMhgkChFI/AAAAAAAAADo/diVxzn8RCL0/s1600-h/Dioxihol

2008-03-24T17:27:00.000-07:00

With the installation of a 500 gallon still, the lab is now in production of a new and refreshing alcholic beravage we have named DIOXAHOL. Under the guidance of Dr. Sterling, we have been able to blend the end product from the toxic waste processor with a fermented/distilled liquid produced in the new fermenter. The serviceable beverage is quite tangy with after taste similar to a new car smell and a vinyl shower curtain. We also hope capture the taste of plastic garden hose water. With those hot summer months garden parties soon approaching, DIOXAHOL will provide a great finishing touch.

Screamers Live

2008-03-03T09:49:00.000-08:00

The Screamin'Babyheads will appear live at Dorkbot SXSW on March 8th. See Dorkbot Austin web site for more details. The Band has been retrofitted into a triptych style folding case mounted on a customized wide track wheelchair. There are now over 16 members in the bio-mechanical band. A new musical/noise composition will be performed at that time.

Action Figures

2008-01-09T16:11:00.000-08:00

With our success at ridding ourselves of rogue bio-mechanicals in, around and under the lab, our rendition facilities overseas is overmaxed. Fortunately one of our lab techs has figure a way to render them harmless and to put them on the market as BIO-MECHANICAL ACTION FIGURES. Expect to see them soon on our Etsy site.

Plucker 712 & Flipper 519

2007-11-19T18:52:00.000-08:00

Two more pieces complete last weeks flury of activity. The PLUCKER 712 is an intimidating collection device and the FLIPPER 5190 searches the tidal flats on the coast.

ARCHMIDES 12000

2007-11-18T19:40:00.000-08:00

The Lab has been busy last week with three new prototype Bio-mechanicals. Pictured here is the ARCHIMEDES 12000. It is a high speed fastening device to be used by technicians on the go

SbHs performance

2007-10-29T10:24:00.000-07:00

The Screamers had on outstanding perfomance at Maker Faire. Selection from their latest CD, HEADS ABOVE GROUND were performed. CDs are available by contacting www.professorconrad@gmail.com. Also comments can be made at that address. Photos at the Faire were taken by Scott Beale/LaughingSquid.

Rogue leader

2007-10-29T09:56:00.000-07:00

Our stealth camera recently photographed the Rogue leader, Ellarr, return from a raid on our lab with an Intel chip stolen from one of our computers. Ellarr was last seen hiding under an amp at the Screamin' Babyhead performance at Maker Faire-Austin.

The SCREAMERS

2007-10-08T09:48:00.000-07:00

During a rehersal for the performance at MAKER FAIRE AUSTIN this month, we shot three more members of the band. They include the Percusionator, the Guitarnator and the Bambi, the lead singer.

Band resurrects

2007-09-27T13:08:00.000-07:00

With about three more weeks before the Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion make their ressurrected appearance at Maker Faire, the lab is scrambling to recreate their sounds. We have a few audio clips recorded secretly down in their disco, but not complete pieces. The performance will be just the labs interpretation of their works. We do know one thing, they are fascinated with operas by Wagner.

Rumor Undenied

2007-09-14T04:26:00.000-07:00

OK, it was true. We have captured some RB-ms. Using our Grab and Snatch probe, we were able to extract the complete band that was playing in their disco deep underground. As best as we can translate, they call themselves the Screamin' Babyheads. We have been reassembling them because our Grab and Snatch malfunctioned as it brought them to the surface. They were brought up in pieces. Hopefully, the band will be back together for an appearance at Maker Faire in Austin this October. The group will be called Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion. They don't sound very good to the human ear; just distorted noise and dissonant music.

Rumor Denied

2007-09-11T12:59:00.000-07:00

There has been talk outside the lab that the security force at I.D. Labs have captured some Rogue Bio-mechanicals and are holding them in an undisclosed location. Well, we don't know anything about it. Probably not true. What we can tell you is that we have secured some videos taken by one of our probes planted in their disco.

Worst fears!!

2007-08-07T09:56:00.000-07:00

Shortly after the large brain was photographed, the RBMs assembled the brain on top of a computer module; thus creating the dreaded Neural Brain! An assortment of ports and cables on the Neural Brain will allow any number of RBMs to download information. This apparatus will make it extremely difficult to control them,if they an be controlled.

Large brain discovered

2007-08-07T09:35:00.000-07:00

The video probe deep in the mine stealthily photographed what appears to be a very large brain surrounded by RBM technicans. We fear that they are building a neural brain. If this is achieved, the Rogues will almost be impossible to control due to their added twisted intelligence once they are connected to the brain.

Mine entrance found

2007-08-07T08:53:00.000-07:00

Upon descending deep into the recently discovered Lost and Found Mine, laboratory probes found evidence of new tunnel work. It appears that the Rogue Bio-mechanicals have been using the mine as their lair. Video and audio probes are exploring the new tunnels.

They are spreading

2007-05-16T18:36:00.000-07:00

One of our investigators, after responding to an anonymous tip, took this picture of a RBM spy camera emerging from a drainage pipe within a major city in Texas. The device is utilizing a Haminix 28mm lens for its' optics. The RMBs have now spread over 50 miles from the lab. The Lab is attempting to lure them back with intoxicating music piped underground from the Tesla Memorial Theatre.

We are back!

2007-05-07T18:55:00.000-07:00

After more than two months underground with the new tunnel borer and Dr. Meta Stones' teleporter, we have returned to the surface.We are proud to announce a very successful surge into the lair of the Rogue Bioms. Successfully transported in miniaturized forms, 25 RBMs are being held in the lab's detention center. Their colony underground is extensive, rapidly spreading and must be dealt with soon because the Earth, as we know it, will be transformed in to a pock marked Swiss cheese textured lifeless planet. On a lighter note, the Tesla Memorial Music hall and Mini-lab will soon open. Also, the lab's Sculpture park is about to reopen with completion of repairs caused by the ice storm in February. Don't forget to mail you comments to www.professorconrad@gmail.com.

Where have all the RBMs gone?

2007-02-13T09:48:00.000-08:00

JUST IN!! Our latest probe through the RBMs secret village entrance has sent us a picture of their latest digs deep in the earth. The freezing weather has driven them much deeper than before. The audio portion confirms the earlier report that they are producing some unusual sounds which appear to have musical structure.

Chapel burns

2007-02-13T08:46:00.000-08:00

Sometime over the weekend, the small chapel built by some of our evangelical employees was destroyed by fire. We believe the fire was set by some RBMs. Some melted plastic wheels on a scorched circuit board found at the scene led us to believe that they were responsible. Evidentally, in the lab, a RBMs overheard one of our Evgl. employees call them satanic. Even with their primitive computer minds, the RBMs fear Satan.

Opera?

2007-02-10T12:25:00.000-08:00

Recently a deep audio probe was sent into the RBM's secret underground village (see Dec. 10 posting). Music was heard coming from an area beyond the probe's range. One of our associates, Dr. S said it sounded like a weird form of opera. We are preparing a new probe that will penetrate much deeper utilizing our recently developed "Super Lubricant". You can always contact us through www.professorconrad@gmail.com.

Slushy

2007-02-09T06:44:00.000-08:00

The morning after the big ice storm at the Lab, a rogue Biom was found near the Biom's secret underground entrance; froze like a slushy on the Simpson's.

Meanwhile,

2007-01-07T08:36:00.000-08:00

,back at the lab, we have been dissecting various toys in order to figure out what the rogue Bioms are using to create their positronic brain. Their techniques are primitive but they are producing some crude but dangerous results. Comments please- www.professorconrad@gmail.com

Positronic Brain

2006-12-30T18:30:00.000-08:00

Latest exploration of the hidden Biom underground village revealed a circuit board amongst a pile of books authored by Isaac Asimov. We fear that the Bioms are working on a Positronic brain. Worse yet, possible a Gravitronic brain! More soon. P.C.