Coming for Christmas

We hope to get our new Vermin Plucker in the stores by Christmas.

Ring side

When we get bored at the Lab, we throw a couple Biomechanicals in the ring.

Dancing Skeletons

The lab's Dancing Skeletons, pPod/Dynamo Sound Thrusters, Prickly Pear Cactus Rhythm Synthesizer and more appeared at the recent SxSW Plutopia Party.

Lab in action

The new Scatscan is precisely locating the position for the Marvic 5000 transplant in mineralized frog.

Back again

Professor Conrad has just return from a refresher organ swap class at a hidden location somewhere in China. Stay tuned for new and innovative uses of the Marvic 5000 Artificial Multi-tasking Organ in conjunction with the Lab's new Scatscan 500.

I have regained control

Fear not; I am Back. I have defeated my evil brother.

I have taken over...

Professor Conrad has lost control....

ROGUE MYSTERY

Further exploration in the Rogues' lair, revealed a puzzling site. Bones were found clustered around some sort of energy device.

Frankenworms

Recent diggings into a Rogue Biomechanical lair, revealed some freakin' Frankenworms. These show proof that the Rogues are polishing their surgical techniques. we fear that they are about to create an invertebrate/humanoid combo.  

The lab is back on the blog. Stay tuned for latest updates.

Introducing DIOXAHOLhttp://bp2.blogger.com/_nyCHR5l9fHs/R-hMhgkChFI/AAAAAAAAADo/diVxzn8RCL0/s1600-h/Dioxihol

With the installation of a 500 gallon still, the lab is now in production of a new and refreshing alcholic beravage we have named DIOXAHOL. Under the guidance of Dr. Sterling, we have been able to blend the end product from the toxic waste processor with a fermented/distilled liquid produced in the new fermenter. The serviceable beverage is quite tangy with after taste similar to a new car smell and a vinyl shower curtain. We also hope capture the taste of plastic garden hose water. With those hot summer months garden parties soon approaching, DIOXAHOL will provide a great finishing touch.

Screamers Live

The Screamin'Babyheads will appear live at Dorkbot SXSW on March 8th. See Dorkbot Austin web site for more details. The Band has been retrofitted into a triptych style folding case mounted on a customized wide track wheelchair. There are now over 16 members in the bio-mechanical band. A new musical/noise composition will be performed at that time.

Action Figures

With our success at ridding ourselves of rogue bio-mechanicals in, around and under the lab, our rendition facilities overseas is overmaxed. Fortunately one of our lab techs has figure a way to render them harmless and to put them on the market as BIO-MECHANICAL ACTION FIGURES. Expect to see them soon on our Etsy site.

Plucker 712 & Flipper 519

Two more pieces complete last weeks flury of activity. The PLUCKER 712 is an intimidating collection device and the FLIPPER 5190 searches the tidal flats on the coast.

ARCHMIDES 12000

The Lab has been busy last week with three new prototype Bio-mechanicals. Pictured here is the ARCHIMEDES 12000. It is a high speed fastening device to be used by technicians on the go

SbHs performance

The Screamers had on outstanding perfomance at Maker Faire. Selection from their latest CD, HEADS ABOVE GROUND were performed. CDs are available by contacting www.professorconrad@gmail.com. Also comments can be made at that address. Photos at the Faire were taken by Scott Beale/LaughingSquid.

Rogue leader

Our stealth camera recently photographed the Rogue leader, Ellarr, return from a raid on our lab with an Intel chip stolen from one of our computers. Ellarr was last seen hiding under an amp at the Screamin' Babyhead performance at Maker Faire-Austin.

The SCREAMERS

During a rehersal for the performance at MAKER FAIRE AUSTIN this month, we shot three more members of the band. They include the Percusionator, the Guitarnator and the Bambi, the lead singer.