ROGUE MYSTERY

Further exploration in the Rogues' lair, revealed a puzzling site. Bones were found clustered around some sort of energy device.

Frankenworms

Recent diggings into a Rogue Biomechanical lair, revealed some freakin' Frankenworms. These show proof that the Rogues are polishing their surgical techniques. we fear that they are about to create an invertebrate/humanoid combo.  

The lab is back on the blog. Stay tuned for latest updates.

Introducing DIOXAHOLhttp://bp2.blogger.com/_nyCHR5l9fHs/R-hMhgkChFI/AAAAAAAAADo/diVxzn8RCL0/s1600-h/Dioxihol

With the installation of a 500 gallon still, the lab is now in production of a new and refreshing alcholic beravage we have named DIOXAHOL. Under the guidance of Dr. Sterling, we have been able to blend the end product from the toxic waste processor with a fermented/distilled liquid produced in the new fermenter. The serviceable beverage is quite tangy with after taste similar to a new car smell and a vinyl shower curtain. We also hope capture the taste of plastic garden hose water. With those hot summer months garden parties soon approaching, DIOXAHOL will provide a great finishing touch.

Screamers Live

The Screamin'Babyheads will appear live at Dorkbot SXSW on March 8th. See Dorkbot Austin web site for more details. The Band has been retrofitted into a triptych style folding case mounted on a customized wide track wheelchair. There are now over 16 members in the bio-mechanical band. A new musical/noise composition will be performed at that time.

Action Figures

With our success at ridding ourselves of rogue bio-mechanicals in, around and under the lab, our rendition facilities overseas is overmaxed. Fortunately one of our lab techs has figure a way to render them harmless and to put them on the market as BIO-MECHANICAL ACTION FIGURES. Expect to see them soon on our Etsy site.

Plucker 712 & Flipper 519

Two more pieces complete last weeks flury of activity. The PLUCKER 712 is an intimidating collection device and the FLIPPER 5190 searches the tidal flats on the coast.

ARCHMIDES 12000

The Lab has been busy last week with three new prototype Bio-mechanicals. Pictured here is the ARCHIMEDES 12000. It is a high speed fastening device to be used by technicians on the go

SbHs performance

The Screamers had on outstanding perfomance at Maker Faire. Selection from their latest CD, HEADS ABOVE GROUND were performed. CDs are available by contacting www.professorconrad@gmail.com. Also comments can be made at that address. Photos at the Faire were taken by Scott Beale/LaughingSquid.

Rogue leader

Our stealth camera recently photographed the Rogue leader, Ellarr, return from a raid on our lab with an Intel chip stolen from one of our computers. Ellarr was last seen hiding under an amp at the Screamin' Babyhead performance at Maker Faire-Austin.

The SCREAMERS

During a rehersal for the performance at MAKER FAIRE AUSTIN this month, we shot three more members of the band. They include the Percusionator, the Guitarnator and the Bambi, the lead singer.

Band resurrects

With about three more weeks before the Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion make their ressurrected appearance at Maker Faire, the lab is scrambling to recreate their sounds. We have a few audio clips recorded secretly down in their disco, but not complete pieces. The performance will be just the labs interpretation of their works. We do know one thing, they are fascinated with operas by Wagner.

Rumor Undenied

OK, it was true. We have captured some RB-ms. Using our Grab and Snatch probe, we were able to extract the complete band that was playing in their disco deep underground. As best as we can translate, they call themselves the Screamin' Babyheads. We have been reassembling them because our Grab and Snatch malfunctioned as it brought them to the surface. They were brought up in pieces. Hopefully, the band will be back together for an appearance at Maker Faire in Austin this October. The group will be called Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion. They don't sound very good to the human ear; just distorted noise and dissonant music.

Rumor Denied

There has been talk outside the lab that the security force at I.D. Labs have captured some Rogue Bio-mechanicals and are holding them in an undisclosed location. Well, we don't know anything about it. Probably not true. What we can tell you is that we have secured some videos taken by one of our probes planted in their disco.

Worst fears!!

Shortly after the large brain was photographed, the RBMs assembled the brain on top of a computer module; thus creating the dreaded Neural Brain! An assortment of ports and cables on the Neural Brain will allow any number of RBMs to download information. This apparatus will make it extremely difficult to control them,if they an be controlled.

Large brain discovered

The video probe deep in the mine stealthily photographed what appears to be a very large brain surrounded by RBM technicans. We fear that they are building a neural brain. If this is achieved, the Rogues will almost be impossible to control due to their added twisted intelligence once they are connected to the brain.

Mine entrance found

Upon descending deep into the recently discovered Lost and Found Mine, laboratory probes found evidence of new tunnel work. It appears that the Rogue Bio-mechanicals have been using the mine as their lair. Video and audio probes are exploring the new tunnels.

They are spreading

One of our investigators, after responding to an anonymous tip, took this picture of a RBM spy camera emerging from a drainage pipe within a major city in Texas. The device is utilizing a Haminix 28mm lens for its' optics. The RMBs have now spread over 50 miles from the lab. The Lab is attempting to lure them back with intoxicating music piped underground from the Tesla Memorial Theatre.

We are back!

After more than two months underground with the new tunnel borer and Dr. Meta Stones' teleporter, we have returned to the surface.We are proud to announce a very successful surge into the lair of the Rogue Bioms. Successfully transported in miniaturized forms, 25 RBMs are being held in the lab's detention center. Their colony underground is extensive, rapidly spreading and must be dealt with soon because the Earth, as we know it, will be transformed in to a pock marked Swiss cheese textured lifeless planet. On a lighter note, the Tesla Memorial Music hall and Mini-lab will soon open. Also, the lab's Sculpture park is about to reopen with completion of repairs caused by the ice storm in February. Don't forget to mail you comments to www.professorconrad@gmail.com.

Where have all the RBMs gone?

JUST IN!! Our latest probe through the RBMs secret village entrance has sent us a picture of their latest digs deep in the earth. The freezing weather has driven them much deeper than before. The audio portion confirms the earlier report that they are producing some unusual sounds which appear to have musical structure.