ROGUE LEADER CAPTURED

Two rogue Biomechanicals were captured yesterday while trying to get across the border. Rogue leader Allar is the one in purple. We suspect that they were involved in the shooting down of the Jalapeno Space Probe.

TOXBLOX

New at Flimflam- TOXBLOX - ! Our new toxic waste reprocessing plant has just sucessfully completed a test run and TOXBLOX are coming out the door. TOXBLOX are a new and exciting kid safe toy building blocks made from Dioxohol production toxic waste.

Rogues?

Plotting the trajectory of the ill fated Space Probe, investigators located what appears to be the device used to shoot the Probe down. It was the Radio Flash 1.0 pistol ( hand held NEP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device). The weapon was stolen months ago from Flimflam Laboratories. It had been highly modified and left partially hidden in a pile of hay.

VICTIMS FOUND

In a remote arroyo on the western edge of the Edwards Plateau, a rancher found the remains of the Jalapeno Space Probe's Biomechanicals near the massacre site or the Tiny People. The biomechanicals had been picked clean of valuable parts prior to the discovery. Professor Conrad said that it was the work of the Rogue Biomechanicals. The investigation continues.

NOSE CONE FOUND!

Early this morning, searchers found the remains of the Jalapeno Space probe in the crotch of a dead tree. It's protective skin burned off revealing the carnage of the crash. The miniature Biomechnicals inside are missing and we hope they survived. The search goes on.

Jalapeno Space Probe

Secretly two months ago, the lab launched a rocket with a Biomechanical jalapeno nose cone filled with small Biomechanicals to probe deep space. Unfortunately, it went off orbit and disappeared. The propulsion unit was found the other day minus the nose cone. Search parties are still looking for it.

TGB Stimulater

An unauthorized photo taken recently at the lab shows Professor Conrad serving as a test dummy for the newly created Stimulator which will be used to waken THE GIANT BRAIN from it's frequent stupors. The test went well and the professor said it was like getting an instant buzz off of seven cups of coffee.

Now required

THE GIANT BRAIN has stated that Dioxahol Lite be drunk by all lab members while on the job. A new intravenous form will soon appear.

Duped

We have been tricked. After the Plutopia party, THE GIANT BRAIN, with help from the rogue Biomechanicals, took over the lab and have made the staff including Professor Conrad virtual prisoners. Since then, we have been outfitting TGB with all sorts of diabolical devices to be used to gain control of all beings living on the surface of the earth. We will be releasing pictures of our work as authorization is  given.  BEHOLD- THE GIANT BRAIN

Dioxahol

Dioxahol and Dioxahol Lite were introduced to the public for the first time at the Plutopia Party on March 15, 2010. All stocks were immediately withdrawn and returned to the Lab for tweaking.

(See disclaimer in a past post)

BEHOLD! The tricked out GB

The newly tricked out GIANT BRAIN and the Jalapeno Space Probe will make an appearance Monday night at the Plutopia Party during SxSW Interactive.

Truce

Professor Conrad has established a truce with the rogue biomechanicals. He was able to do this after hacking into their GIANT BRAIN. Because of this, THE GIANT BRAIN has been brought to the surface and is at the lab. The staff is now making modification to it and it will no longer be totally controlled by the rogues. We hope this peace will last.

EUREKA!

Eureka! I have duplicated my elusive lab experiment in which I created the first bio-mechanical agave. I had been called a charlatan since I could not duplicate it. This time here is photographic proof. I call it Agave mechanicus. It has a mechanical hand which will assist in harvesting it for tequila production.

NIGHT RAVEN RETURNS

The Night Raven has returned and is perched atop the Swamp Strider.

Spider and the Harp

In one of Marcos Caliente's dreams a spider sings and plays a harp.

Marcos Returns

Marcos Caliente has returned to the laboratory to save us from the rogue biomechanicals and corporate destruction of the world!

Lead guitar player found!

Sportsmen, while hunting for Rogue Biomechanicals in the abandoned Lost and Found Mine located on the grounds of Flim Flam Laboratory, found the long missing lead guitarist of the Screamin' Babyheads band. With combined efforts by both the Lab and Flimflam Productions, we hope to get him playing again.

Restoration Complete

The ED WOOD MEMORIAL PERFORMANCE CHAMBER is now open and ready for operation. Historical renovation to the Dioxohol plant has been completed and all toxic material safely disposed of thus allowing the Chamber to be safely used for you music and film needs. Flimflam Productions is now operating the facility.

Performance Chamber

Flimflam Productions has taken the abandoned Flim Flam Laboratory's Dioxihol* plant and is remodeling it into a state of the art Performance Chamber.

(*Dioxihol is the refreshing alcoholic beverage made from toxic industrial and laboratory waste.)

RADIO FLASH 1.0 PISTOL

Announcing the new RADIO FLASH 1.0 PISTOL just released from the Lab. It is a hand held NNEMP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device. Each hunter participating in the Annual RBH&R will be provided one to use on the hunt. There are two power settings provide on this model - "stun" and "wipeout". The hunt date is pending.