Friday, August 12, 2011

E.I.P.

Pictured, is the latest of TGB accessories- the EIP which is a device that analyzes your mind and indicates areas that you need to work on. Grab both copper cuffs on the arms after a moment of peaceful nothingness and the EIP transmits your mind makeup via Bluetooth connection to TGB. TGB then analyzes your mind and sends back corrections via the Adjustinator.

2 comments:

Dr. Meta Stone said...

Brilliant, Professor Conrad! I'm assuming you've got a battery back-up for the adjustinator in case of power failure during the reload phase . . .

Flimflam Institute said...

Ooops!