PERCUSSION SECTION GROWS

So far six pieces of the percussion section have made it out of rehab and are awaiting audition.

New rehab. members

The band gets larger: Name- Bone Picker (SBh-10), instrument- walking dead bass, action- rocks back and forth, feature- 2 in 1. Also Robostella on floor tom.

FRACKING

The lab has been successfully fracking the limestone formation under the facilities thus driving rogue Biomechanicals to the surfice for capture. We are educating, rendering them harmless, and then putting them into the Screamin' Babyheads Band rehabilitation program.

MORE ADDITIONS

Two more rogue Biomechanicals have been refurbished, rendered harmless, and placed in the SBh line up. Their position is yet to be determined.

SCREAMATA

Screamata, the founding member of the Screamin' Babyheads Band has just been captured and is undergoing rehabilitation.

Introducing Slips

The lab just reconditioned one of the captured rogue Biomechanical and will place it in the band as a backup singer. It has been given the name Slips. All band members have been rendered harmless and all evil memories and training wipe out.

Stage within a stage

We have just built a portable multipurpose stage. It can be used just for product display, puppet and marionette shows, Biomechanical safety education programs and much more. It's home base is on the Caliente Performance Stage.

FBBb 2.0

The lead singer of the SBhs has a new day job at the lab's performance stage. It has been converted into the Flying Bird Brainbot. It's duties include keeping order on stage during the day.

Flimflam Productions

Flimflam Productions was created as the PR branch for the lab. They have created our road show. Pictured here are some of our lab punks including a film crew from Smith Creek Studios at a recent appearance in Austin Texas.

Back on the Road

The Lab's road show goes to Lubbock April 28th to the Mini Maker Faire at Texas Tech. This time we will bring the Flying Bird Brainbot on it's terrestrial radio controlled platform

SXSW Interactive

The Lab's mobile unit, Professor Conrad's Medical Show, made an appearance during SXSW Interactive last Tuesday.

New Exciting Dioxahol Products!

We are so excited about the new Dioxahol products created by Lab tech #308. Enlarge the photos to get the whole scoop.

'bout ready to roll

 The lab's medicine wagon is about ready with the Gianormous Brainbot onboard to make it's debut. Professor Conrad's GREAT-MONTEBANK Traveling Medical Exposition with debut with plenty of samples of Dioxohol and it's derivatives. 

Up and Running Again

The new improved satellite dish was just erected this morning next to the newly dedicated Otto Kolmeier Communication Center at the lab. We are now again able to communicate with our remote traveling stations at lightning speed. 5G perhaps.

Invitro-ribs

Yummm! Pictured here, Professor Conrad makes sure the first Invitro-ribs produced in the lab were no longer alive before placing them on the grill. They were delicious.

DISASTER!

Just in- It was discovered this morning at the lab that high winds toppled the satellite dish tower last night. At this moment, THEGIANTBRAIN is unable to communicate with the traveling medicine show. Technicians on the road will have to wing it until repairs are made. Time to upgrade the system.

About Ready to Roll

The GGBb is just about ready for a road trip and field trials. All that needs to be attached are accessory racks on the top and front. The Neurobots will be neutralize and packed separately for the trip. not shown is the satellite link to THEGIANTBRAIN which will remain at the lab.

Gianormous Golden Brainbot

Originally built to house THEGIANTBRAIN, the Gianormous Golden Brainbot will become the representative of TGB on the road. Through a satellite link up, direct communication will be possible from the field to TGB. This photo of the GGBb was taken right after the neural plasma coating was applied. At lot more progress has been made since this photo was taken.

3D Organ Printer

Because of the huge success of our neuronic plasma recipe and it's use as a slurry spray over a cellulose matrix in the creation of the Gianormous Golden Brainbot, we are building a 3D human organ printer utilizing a salvaged Epson R800 color printer.

Mystery stuff

Digging deep into the ash pile, charred mysterious piece of rogue lab experiments are being extracted.

Hidden Laboratory

After water boarding a captured Rogue Biomechanical, it was revealed that a secret laboratory was under the burned out chapel at the lab's compound. (see the past blog,"Chapel Burns, Feb. 13, '07). Some heavy equipment Neurobots are excavating the ash pile at this moment.

Hosiden Reappears

Hosiden reappeared at the lab's Neurabot's training facility. The Nbs were mesmerized by the high frequency sound being emitted by it.

Hosiden

The other day, Hosiden appeared at the mouth of the shaman's cave and wandered off.

Mummified Pepper

Some of the Neurabots are examining a mummified pepper found in the shaman's cave on the lab's back 3.

Neurabots

Nb-M32 is one of our Neurabots that will be servicing the Gianourmous Golden Brainbot. Hopefully, the GGB will be complete and out of the lab by Christmas.

In Production

The lab is on a Neurobot construction binge in preparation for the release of the Gianormous Golden Brainbot. Pictured is inside one of the lab's cubicles.

Mummy surgery

We scored big on some gray market mummies and the Biomechanicals are honing their surgical skills on them.

Operation Brain Surgery

The Lab's great leap forward in neuro-chip advancement was made possible when "OPERATION Brain Surgery" was procured. This device allowed Biomechanicals to hone their laboratory and surgical experience through many failures without loss of life. Eventually, success was achieved which leads to where we are today.

On the Road to Neuro-chips

The Lab is proud to announce a major break through in our attempt to modify our Biomechanicals into neuro-chips which then will act as connecting devices between the computer and semi-living brain tissue AKA brainbots. We hope to have all this completed in time for SxSW in March. Besides our all ready successful mind therapy accessories, new additions will be added. All this will be included in the soon to released "Gianormous Brainbot".

Mobile Psycho-healing

Flimflam Laboratories is now in the mobile psycho-healing business with the creation of Ms.Brainbot. She is a radio controlled mental therapy unit sporting the "Tighten Up Loose Screws Arm" and the "Knock Sense into You Hammer Arm". She made her debut at Spectral Panopticon last weekend.

Chaos!

Assistant Mr.Spine crossed the wrong wires at Spectral Panopticon. He survived but one person is still missing.

Spectral Panopticon

The Lab went on the road last weekend to Festival Hill at Round Top and participated in Spectral Panopticon. Our Ms.Brainbot made her debut.

New member

Vibrata, the snare drumist, is the latest addition to the SBhs. She is yet to go into Rehab.

THEY ARE BACK!

The Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion have been pieced back together for the Fall season at the Marcos Caliente Performance Theater at Flimflam Labs. Pictured here is Flapper, the lead singer, Lips, backup singer, Blastmatic, horn section and Bangus, percussion. More band member pictures will followed as they finish Rehab.

Water sports

Cuddles, from the lab's petting zoo, is getting it's feet wet in a puddle.

Feeding Time

The RBms at the petting zoo are fed a mixture of WD 40, fish emulsion, steel wool and other ingredients. So far they like it.

Rogue Roundup

Prior to next month's annual Rogue Biomechanical Trophy Hunt, a roundup of rogues took place this weekend at Flimflam Laboratories. Those that escaped the roundup will be fair game for the trophy hunt. Captured rogues will be rendered harmless and placed in the petting zoo or held for auction.
No cowboys were harmed in the roundup.

Lab Pet

The lab has successfully transformed a rogue Bm. into a lovable pet to be place in the petting zoo. Pictured here is president of the Robot Group, Don, bonding with "Cuddles" while group member Nyssa gives her approval.