Saturday, December 30, 2006
Latest exploration of the hidden Biom underground village revealed a circuit board amongst a pile of books authored by Isaac Asimov. We fear that the Bioms are working on a Positronic brain. Worse yet, possible a Gravitronic brain! More soon. P.C.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Recently one of the Lab"s ground keepers discovered the entrance to a Biom underground village. A small sign with a barcode on it and a cable extending from the hole revealed the entrance. This now answers the question of where the Bioms went after the destruction of their above ground village.
The Lab has successfully field tested it's new stealth listening device on a Biom village. Unfortunately what we heard was nothing but incomprehensible gibberish. The sounds may just be that of plastic gears grinding on each other and shorting out electrical circuits. Our field test of a stealth camera failed when the Bioms discovered it and pillaged parts. Next time we shall go digital to reduce the size.
Sunday, October 08, 2006
Thursday, October 05, 2006
The lab at ID's original site has been closed and moved due to an unexpected rapage by rogue bio-mechanicals. It is now at a new state of the art facility with steadfast fail proof decontaminating controls and total escape proof cages. We will miss the old lab with its wondrous memories and tragic mishaps. Professor Conrad can now be contacted at email@example.com. He will appreciate your comments. Coming soon will be an article discussing the rogue bio-mechanicals and there rampage.
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Saturday, May 13, 2006
In anticipation of sea levels rising due to global warming, we at I.D. have created the BM-1256. This "Bio-mechanical" is made of heat resistant high temperature plastic. With it's 10' legs, traversing through the flooded shorelines will be no problem.
Wednesday, May 10, 2006
At the I.D's. laboratory' we were able to simulate what the world will look like in 37 years if we keep on denying the existence of global warming. Tragically, plants would have dried up ten years prior and soon after, our plastic substitutes begin to lose form and melt. Check back for more projections.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
Strolling through the back lot of the I.D's shop, I discovered this object pulled off of some sort of implement. Instantly I saw it's potential. Thus, the MARVIC 5000 was created. It is an artificial multitasking organ which turns the human body into a closed system. "Once in, never out again".
Monday, April 24, 2006
Typically at the I.D. studios, we follow the motto, "function follows form", but this time form had to follow function with the construction of this Post Support Extender. The extender is no longer is use as we have modified and enlarged the whole structure.
Coming soon- Our first bio-mechanical replacement organ!
Thursday, March 23, 2006
I am in the middle of upgrading my storage barn into my studio and micro-gallery. The facade is called " Sewerguaro Toxic Waste Processing Facility". It is constructed from plastic sewer pipe and discarded tanks. I have not decided what to process yet. "Function follows form".
Wednesday, March 01, 2006
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Friday, February 17, 2006
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Wish I could say I made that but I found this in a razed lot where a cotton compress stood on Galveston Island. It is about 20 feet tall; has arms , legs and a face. What could it have done? Was it a benevolent machine or was it an early attempt to make a weapon of mass destruction?
Sunday, January 15, 2006
Thursday, January 12, 2006
I received a pair of "Homies" for Christmas. Now there's more Intelligent?Designs. The Creator works in wonderful and mysterious ways. I love it when the Creator, "O' Oneness", works through me. You will see the many examples of " O' Oneness' " unlimited designs through my work. Also you will be subjected to my incites and interpretations of how this whole miss got started, if there is such thing as a starting point or Big Bang".