Thursday, January 19, 2012

Up and Running Again

The new improved satellite dish was just erected this morning next to the newly dedicated Otto Kolmeier Communication Center at the lab. We are now again able to communicate with our remote traveling stations at lightning speed. 5G perhaps.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012


Yummm! Pictured here, Professor Conrad makes sure the first Invitro-ribs produced in the lab were no longer alive before placing them on the grill. They were delicious.

Saturday, January 14, 2012


Just in- It was discovered this morning at the lab that high winds toppled the satellite dish tower last night. At this moment, THEGIANTBRAIN is unable to communicate with the traveling medicine show. Technicians on the road will have to wing it until repairs are made. Time to upgrade the system.