IMPASS

After his appearance at the dedication of Pharmco's new facilities, Phat Kat, politician from Washington, was taken on a tour of the surrounding country side where he got stuck between a rock and a hard place. His permanent out stretched hand gave good purchase for the bulldozer's chain that attempted to pull him out.

PHARMCO'S NEW FACILITY

Marcos observed from the mesa top in front of Pharmco’s new facility, Phat Kat, a politician from Washington speaking at the dedication ceremony of the plant. In attendance were Geemos and other diabolical guest. Marcos noted that Phat Kat’s hand was permanently outstretched for a handout.

In Time for Geemo Hunting Season

In appreciation for his service to the farming community, the elders of the village gave Marcos a new ATV to expedite his work. Three spuds looked on in awe.

First Wedding at Chapel

"And the dish ran away with the spoon” and got married at the village chapel by Marcos.
The bride wore a brushed silver pant suit with a yellow boot and the groom wore a black kilt. Music was provided by members from La Explosion de la Salsa. They planned to honeymoon at Pharmco Fantasyland and Casino. Marcos was not happy about that, to say the least.

From Shrine to Wedding Chapel

Marcos was appalled that the villagers erected a shrine of him in appreciation of his actions saving their crops from Pharmco Industries' bullying tactics. He was able to convince them to turn the shrine into a wedding chapel. The danger is that the peaceful village may turn into a tourista "destination".
The chapel features a beautiful hand carved cedar image of Marcos.

DREADED CLOUD

"Holy jalapeno Marcos, look at that roll cloud", said a farmer to Marcos as they stood at the edge of a newly planted field. Marcos said it was another one of those rogue clouds containing glyphosate that was drifting from Pharmco Industries field of GMO crops. The farmers quickly organized and set fire to the salt cedar on the river while Marcos conjured up winds to blow the fire into the cloud thus destroying it before it reached their field.

GMO SHRINE

Some of Marcos' assistants were on a reconnaissance mission checking out Pharmco Industries development up river from the farms when they chanced upon Kernal Phructo with the two original kernels from their GMO single kernel corn plant research. Pharmco appears to have made some sort of castle shrine to the research for the two. Very bizarre.

DEAR LEADER?

Has the revolution begun in Washington today? This is a question that Marcos was thinking about this afternoon. He quickly made the decision to announce the formation of a third political party called the Quetzalcoatl Party, ahead of schedule. The idea is that the party will quickly devour the other two parties and become the ruler of the country. This has been done before as seen in pre-Columbian Mexico. Will Marcos perhaps become ruler of the country?

Most likely he will become the spiritual leader.

WATER PIRATES

Marcos received a tip that there was some strange going ons up river at the headwaters. Sure 'nuf, when he investigated, there was a drilling rig set up on the flat plains about 5 miles up. It had already drilled 5 wells on the 2000 acres that Pharmco Industries purchased. That could mean a drop in the water flow in the river that is fed by the springs charged by the aquifer. The village farms could be in jeopardy of losing their water.

AMPLITUHEDRON

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          

 Sitting 0n the hilltop above the village at twilight, Marcos contemplates the Amplituhedron that simplifies calculations of particle interactions and challenges the notion that space and time are fundamental components of reality. How will he communicate this information to the farmers below?

WATER WARS?

While in his Chipotle phase, Marcos had a serious discussion with the Raven. It might have something to do about the pending water wars. The red cape that Marcos is sporting indicates that this is a serious discussion.

CHEMTRAILS

Standing on a hill top, Marcos contemplates the contrails in the sky, Suddenly, he realizes that these are chemtrails created by planes from Pharmco Industries. The chemicals that they have been spraying on us have been causing the lowering of testosterone levels and erectile dysfunction in males. Pharmco has been partially responsible for the drug industries ads on TV offering cures.

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La Explosion de la Salsa

Some of the members of the village band, La Explosion de la Salsa, are practicing for their appearance in Marcos' book.

PHRUCTO

The Blue Raven instructed Marcos to go out to the 4th mesa southwest of the village. Once there, hiding behind a cactus, he observed the beady-eyed Kernal Phructo, ultimate leader and CEO of Pharmcoland Industries. The company has developed a corn composed of a single giant kernel with no stalks or leaves; perfect for the production of high fructose corn syrup. Here at this secrecy location, Phructo instructs his minions.

EMERGENCY MEETING

Almost after returning to the village from his quest, Marcos gathered the Salsa Council together for an emergency meeting concerning the Geemos infesting the crops.

THE ADVETURES OF MARCOS CALIENTE

Beginning tonight, I shall use this blog for entries from the journal of Marcos Caliente, the chile shaman, which will eventually be produced in book form. The adventures will most likely be out of chronological order because that is the way they come to me.

" Panic at GPT&S experimental farm. A self-harvesting red pepper attempts to flee from the monsterous crushing jaws of a chile plucker prototype."
  

LAB'S NEW ADDITION

Flimflam Laboratories has a new addition housing the new Multiprocessor with concentrator and extruder

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Back Up!

New posts to follow soon.

STAGE EXPANSION

The expansion of the Caliente Performance Center stage is about complete. The front, back, and one side were extended. We are about ready to host some live performances.