THEGIANTBRAIN DOES SxSW '10

TGB appeared with it's group of technicians at the Plutopia Party at the Mexican American Cultural Center during this years SxSW

TGB SEEN AROUND TOWN

 Some people were were captivated by THEGIANTBRAIN while some choose to ignore it while at Austin Futures Fair recently.

THEY ARE HUGE

Huge mud dobber nest have been spotted throughout the Hill Country. A couple of the Flimflam lab's scientists investigate one location. What has been thought to be military aircraft, may actually be huge mud dobber wasps The investigators cover themselves in red mud to camouflage them from what ever made these. 

THEGIANTBRAIN and it's new Ride

Recently, TGB has been given a Lowrider to travel in. At the present time, the Lowrider is remotely controlled via a tether, but soon it will be radio controlled.

We have branched out

Flimflam Laboratories is so pleased with it's new textural coating on THE GIANT BRAIN'S Lowrider that is offering a $99.99 special for a textured elastomeric coating over your entire vehicle. (18 wheelers excluded). The coating flexes 250% and cuts your heating bill by 20%!  Pictured is a behind the scenes view of our custom car facility

ROGUE LEADER CAPTURED

Two rogue Biomechanicals were captured yesterday while trying to get across the border. Rogue leader Allar is the one in purple. We suspect that they were involved in the shooting down of the Jalapeno Space Probe.

TOXBLOX

New at Flimflam- TOXBLOX - ! Our new toxic waste reprocessing plant has just sucessfully completed a test run and TOXBLOX are coming out the door. TOXBLOX are a new and exciting kid safe toy building blocks made from Dioxohol production toxic waste.

Rogues?

Plotting the trajectory of the ill fated Space Probe, investigators located what appears to be the device used to shoot the Probe down. It was the Radio Flash 1.0 pistol ( hand held NEP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device). The weapon was stolen months ago from Flimflam Laboratories. It had been highly modified and left partially hidden in a pile of hay.

VICTIMS FOUND

In a remote arroyo on the western edge of the Edwards Plateau, a rancher found the remains of the Jalapeno Space Probe's Biomechanicals near the massacre site or the Tiny People. The biomechanicals had been picked clean of valuable parts prior to the discovery. Professor Conrad said that it was the work of the Rogue Biomechanicals. The investigation continues.

NOSE CONE FOUND!

Early this morning, searchers found the remains of the Jalapeno Space probe in the crotch of a dead tree. It's protective skin burned off revealing the carnage of the crash. The miniature Biomechnicals inside are missing and we hope they survived. The search goes on.

Jalapeno Space Probe

Secretly two months ago, the lab launched a rocket with a Biomechanical jalapeno nose cone filled with small Biomechanicals to probe deep space. Unfortunately, it went off orbit and disappeared. The propulsion unit was found the other day minus the nose cone. Search parties are still looking for it.

TGB Stimulater

An unauthorized photo taken recently at the lab shows Professor Conrad serving as a test dummy for the newly created Stimulator which will be used to waken THE GIANT BRAIN from it's frequent stupors. The test went well and the professor said it was like getting an instant buzz off of seven cups of coffee.

Now required

THE GIANT BRAIN has stated that Dioxahol Lite be drunk by all lab members while on the job. A new intravenous form will soon appear.

Duped

We have been tricked. After the Plutopia party, THE GIANT BRAIN, with help from the rogue Biomechanicals, took over the lab and have made the staff including Professor Conrad virtual prisoners. Since then, we have been outfitting TGB with all sorts of diabolical devices to be used to gain control of all beings living on the surface of the earth. We will be releasing pictures of our work as authorization is  given.  BEHOLD- THE GIANT BRAIN

Dioxahol

Dioxahol and Dioxahol Lite were introduced to the public for the first time at the Plutopia Party on March 15, 2010. All stocks were immediately withdrawn and returned to the Lab for tweaking.

(See disclaimer in a past post)

BEHOLD! The tricked out GB

The newly tricked out GIANT BRAIN and the Jalapeno Space Probe will make an appearance Monday night at the Plutopia Party during SxSW Interactive.

Truce

Professor Conrad has established a truce with the rogue biomechanicals. He was able to do this after hacking into their GIANT BRAIN. Because of this, THE GIANT BRAIN has been brought to the surface and is at the lab. The staff is now making modification to it and it will no longer be totally controlled by the rogues. We hope this peace will last.

EUREKA!

Eureka! I have duplicated my elusive lab experiment in which I created the first bio-mechanical agave. I had been called a charlatan since I could not duplicate it. This time here is photographic proof. I call it Agave mechanicus. It has a mechanical hand which will assist in harvesting it for tequila production.