Wednesday, December 28, 2011

About Ready to Roll

The GGBb is just about ready for a road trip and field trials. All that needs to be attached are accessory racks on the top and front. The Neurobots will be neutralize and packed separately for the trip. not shown is the satellite link to THEGIANTBRAIN which will remain at the lab.

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Gianormous Golden Brainbot

Originally built to house THEGIANTBRAIN, the Gianormous Golden Brainbot will become the representative of TGB on the road. Through a satellite link up, direct communication will be possible from the field to TGB. This photo of the GGBb was taken right after the neural plasma coating was applied. At lot more progress has been made since this photo was taken.

3D Organ Printer

Because of the huge success of our neuronic plasma recipe and it's use as a slurry spray over a cellulose matrix in the creation of the Gianormous Golden Brainbot, we are building a 3D human organ printer utilizing a salvaged Epson R800 color printer.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Mystery stuff

Digging deep into the ash pile, charred mysterious piece of rogue lab experiments are being extracted.

Hidden Laboratory

After water boarding a captured Rogue Biomechanical, it was revealed that a secret laboratory was under the burned out chapel at the lab's compound. (see the past blog,"Chapel Burns, Feb. 13, '07). Some heavy equipment Neurobots are excavating the ash pile at this moment.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Hosiden Reappears

Hosiden reappeared at the lab's Neurabot's training facility. The Nbs were mesmerized by the high frequency sound being emitted by it.


The other day, Hosiden appeared at the mouth of the shaman's cave and wandered off.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Mummified Pepper

Some of the Neurabots are examining a mummified pepper found in the shaman's cave on the lab's back 3.

Monday, December 12, 2011


Nb-M32 is one of our Neurabots that will be servicing the Gianourmous Golden Brainbot. Hopefully, the GGB will be complete and out of the lab by Christmas.

In Production

The lab is on a Neurobot construction binge in preparation for the release of the Gianormous Golden Brainbot. Pictured is inside one of the lab's cubicles.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Mummy surgery

We scored big on some gray market mummies and the Biomechanicals are honing their surgical skills on them.

Friday, November 18, 2011

Operation Brain Surgery

The Lab's great leap forward in neuro-chip advancement was made possible when "OPERATION Brain Surgery" was procured. This device allowed Biomechanicals to hone their laboratory and surgical experience through many failures without loss of life. Eventually, success was achieved which leads to where we are today.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

On the Road to Neuro-chips

The Lab is proud to announce a major break through in our attempt to modify our Biomechanicals into neuro-chips which then will act as connecting devices between the computer and semi-living brain tissue AKA brainbots. We hope to have all this completed in time for SxSW in March. Besides our all ready successful mind therapy accessories, new additions will be added. All this will be included in the soon to released "Gianormous Brainbot".

Friday, November 04, 2011

Mobile Psycho-healing

Flimflam Laboratories is now in the mobile psycho-healing business with the creation of Ms.Brainbot. She is a radio controlled mental therapy unit sporting the "Tighten Up Loose Screws Arm" and the "Knock Sense into You Hammer Arm". She made her debut at Spectral Panopticon last weekend.

Thursday, November 03, 2011


Assistant Mr.Spine crossed the wrong wires at Spectral Panopticon. He survived but one person is still missing.

Spectral Panopticon

The Lab went on the road last weekend to Festival Hill at Round Top and participated in Spectral Panopticon. Our Ms.Brainbot made her debut.

Sunday, October 02, 2011

New member

Vibrata, the snare drumist, is the latest addition to the SBhs. She is yet to go into Rehab.

Saturday, October 01, 2011


The Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion have been pieced back together for the Fall season at the Marcos Caliente Performance Theater at Flimflam Labs. Pictured here is Flapper, the lead singer, Lips, backup singer, Blastmatic, horn section and Bangus, percussion. More band member pictures will followed as they finish Rehab.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Water sports

Cuddles, from the lab's petting zoo, is getting it's feet wet in a puddle.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Feeding Time

The RBms at the petting zoo are fed a mixture of WD 40, fish emulsion, steel wool and other ingredients. So far they like it.

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Rogue Roundup

Prior to next month's annual Rogue Biomechanical Trophy Hunt, a roundup of rogues took place this weekend at Flimflam Laboratories. Those that escaped the roundup will be fair game for the trophy hunt. Captured rogues will be rendered harmless and placed in the petting zoo or held for auction.
No cowboys were harmed in the roundup.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Lab Pet

The lab has successfully transformed a rogue Bm. into a lovable pet to be place in the petting zoo. Pictured here is president of the Robot Group, Don, bonding with "Cuddles" while group member Nyssa gives her approval.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

First flight

A successful flight of the 20" long Biomechnical mud dobber was just achieved.  It will eventually be taken off it's security harness once we have complete control.

Monday, September 12, 2011

Rogue pet

The very pissed off rogue was subdued and held in chains and then was subjected to our shock treatment for rage neutralization. We hope to place it in our petting zoo.

Rogue Bm

The lab punks at Flimflam Lab discovered a rogue Biomechanical temporarily trapped in the ceremonial pit at the lab. It escaped but they pursued and captured it as it entered a culvert.

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Revolt 7000

Tired of your disgusting, evil, destructive thoughts? Revolt and take advantage of Flimflam Lab's end of summer special featuring the REVOLT 7000, our new portable shock therapy unit. Businesses, we will come out and give a discount on whole staff treatments.

Friday, August 12, 2011


Pictured, is the latest of TGB accessories- the EIP which is a device that analyzes your mind and indicates areas that you need to work on. Grab both copper cuffs on the arms after a moment of peaceful nothingness and the EIP transmits your mind makeup via Bluetooth connection to TGB. TGB then analyzes your mind and sends back corrections via the Adjustinator.

It's alive!

Our first Mini-brain emerged from Ms. Brains incubator unit. Four more on the way!


Dr. Stone's anabolic steroid research has been put on hold at the prestigious Awry Institute ( a division of Flimflam Labs) due to some odd results. Fortunately, only one of Professor Conrad's clones was used in the trial.

Oh well

Disaster in the Lab. Our invitro fertilization attempt using Kasey the Kinderbot exploded losing 8 mini brains. So much for Octobot.

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Tesla's Birthday Celebration

A successful outing was had by all last Saturday. THEGIANTBRAIN and it's accessories  had a rewarding field trip into Austin.

Saturday, June 18, 2011

We are back

New posts to follow soon!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011


The lab is about ready to roll out "Stimulator 2.0. It will interface with THEGIANTBRAIN and the human brain. Knowledge can be shared, purged, enhanced and stored. It will get a test run at Plutopia 2011.

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Working on the Link

"A hidden camera records Professor Conrad being subjected to a test of TGB Stimulator. The word is that he volunteered for the test, survived and said it was like getting the buzz off of seven cups of coffee instantly." This test was done mid year last year. The Lab is about ready to reveal the new version of the "STIMULATOR"

Friday, January 14, 2011

Rogue Bms surface

It is being reported that some Rogue Biomechanicals are leaving their subterranean hideouts  and mixing with bedbugs on the surface.

TGB new ride

THEGIANTBRAIN has been given a new ride in the form of the remote control Lowrider. It will have it's debut during SxSW in March.