Tuesday, October 15, 2013
After his appearance at the dedication of Pharmco's new facilities, Phat Kat, politician from Washington, was taken on a tour of the surrounding country side where he got stuck between a rock and a hard place. His permanent out stretched hand gave good purchase for the bulldozer's chain that attempted to pull him out.
Marcos observed from the mesa top in front of Pharmco’s new facility, Phat Kat, a politician from Washington speaking at the dedication ceremony of the plant. In attendance were Geemos and other diabolical guest. Marcos noted that Phat Kat’s hand was permanently outstretched for a handout.
Friday, October 11, 2013
The bride wore a brushed silver pant suit with a yellow boot and the groom wore a black kilt. Music was provided by members from La Explosion de la Salsa. They planned to honeymoon at Pharmco Fantasyland and Casino. Marcos was not happy about that, to say the least.
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
was appalled that the villagers erected a shrine of him in appreciation
of his actions saving their crops from Pharmco Industries' bullying
tactics. He was able to convince them to turn the shrine into a wedding
chapel. The danger is that the peaceful village may turn into a tourista
The chapel features a beautiful hand carved cedar image of Marcos.
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
"Holy jalapeno Marcos, look at that roll cloud", said a farmer to Marcos as they stood at the edge of a newly planted field. Marcos said it was another one of those rogue clouds containing glyphosate that was drifting from Pharmco Industries field of GMO crops. The farmers quickly organized and set fire to the salt cedar on the river while Marcos conjured up winds to blow the fire into the cloud thus destroying it before it reached their field.
Sunday, October 06, 2013
Some of Marcos' assistants were on a reconnaissance mission checking out Pharmco Industries development up river from the farms when they chanced upon Kernal Phructo with the two original kernels from their GMO single kernel corn plant research. Pharmco appears to have made some sort of castle shrine to the research for the two. Very bizarre.
Friday, October 04, 2013
Has the revolution begun in Washington today? This is a question that Marcos was thinking about this afternoon. He quickly made the decision to announce the formation of a third political party called the Quetzalcoatl Party, ahead of schedule. The idea is that the party will quickly devour the other two parties and become the ruler of the country. This has been done before as seen in pre-Columbian Mexico. Will Marcos perhaps become ruler of the country?Most likely he will become the spiritual leader.