NIGHT RAVEN RETURNS

The Night Raven has returned and is perched atop the Swamp Strider.

Spider and the Harp

In one of Marcos Caliente's dreams a spider sings and plays a harp.

Marcos Returns

Marcos Caliente has returned to the laboratory to save us from the rogue biomechanicals and corporate destruction of the world!

Lead guitar player found!

Sportsmen, while hunting for Rogue Biomechanicals in the abandoned Lost and Found Mine located on the grounds of Flim Flam Laboratory, found the long missing lead guitarist of the Screamin' Babyheads band. With combined efforts by both the Lab and Flimflam Productions, we hope to get him playing again.

Restoration Complete

The ED WOOD MEMORIAL PERFORMANCE CHAMBER is now open and ready for operation. Historical renovation to the Dioxohol plant has been completed and all toxic material safely disposed of thus allowing the Chamber to be safely used for you music and film needs. Flimflam Productions is now operating the facility.

Performance Chamber

Flimflam Productions has taken the abandoned Flim Flam Laboratory's Dioxihol* plant and is remodeling it into a state of the art Performance Chamber.

(*Dioxihol is the refreshing alcoholic beverage made from toxic industrial and laboratory waste.)

RADIO FLASH 1.0 PISTOL

Announcing the new RADIO FLASH 1.0 PISTOL just released from the Lab. It is a hand held NNEMP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device. Each hunter participating in the Annual RBH&R will be provided one to use on the hunt. There are two power settings provide on this model - "stun" and "wipeout". The hunt date is pending.

ANNUAL HUNT APPROACHES

Soon to be announced is Flim Flam Laboratory's annual ROGUE BIOMECHANICAL TROPHY HUNT AND ROUND UP. Sportsmen will be provided with the newly developed RADIO FLASH 1.0 Pistol. No longer will the "Bioms" be blasted to pieces but will be well preserved and ready to be mounted on attractive plaques provided by the Lab. Pictured here are some of the Rogues recently captured that will be released two hours before the hunt. Check back for the Hunt date.

It all went wrong!

After days of tedious work implanting our nano-faux human life forms in carefully grown jalapenos, one of our new techies placed the specimens on a gas grill instead of in the incubator. It all occurred during a lunch break. Jalapenos are now banned from the lunch room and snack bar. Professor Conrad, although devastated, said it could have been worse. They could have been placed in the microwave oven. (Photo via Lori Reed from a Pottery Barn flyer)

Fight Results

It was "The Thing" in 17 minutes over "Computer Face". Mr. Bean will live to referee.

Fight Saturday

Another fight between the Titans occurred outside the Lab in 100 degree heat this weekend. This time the mighty Thing took on Computer Face with Mr. Bean again as referee. The results of that fight will appear in the next posting.

Coming for Christmas

We hope to get our new Vermin Plucker in the stores by Christmas.

Ring side

When we get bored at the Lab, we throw a couple Biomechanicals in the ring.

Dancing Skeletons

The lab's Dancing Skeletons, pPod/Dynamo Sound Thrusters, Prickly Pear Cactus Rhythm Synthesizer and more appeared at the recent SxSW Plutopia Party.

Lab in action

The new Scatscan is precisely locating the position for the Marvic 5000 transplant in mineralized frog.

Back again

Professor Conrad has just return from a refresher organ swap class at a hidden location somewhere in China. Stay tuned for new and innovative uses of the Marvic 5000 Artificial Multi-tasking Organ in conjunction with the Lab's new Scatscan 500.

I have regained control

Fear not; I am Back. I have defeated my evil brother.

I have taken over...

Professor Conrad has lost control....