Plucker 712 & Flipper 519

Two more pieces complete last weeks flury of activity. The PLUCKER 712 is an intimidating collection device and the FLIPPER 5190 searches the tidal flats on the coast.

ARCHMIDES 12000

The Lab has been busy last week with three new prototype Bio-mechanicals. Pictured here is the ARCHIMEDES 12000. It is a high speed fastening device to be used by technicians on the go

SbHs performance

The Screamers had on outstanding perfomance at Maker Faire. Selection from their latest CD, HEADS ABOVE GROUND were performed. CDs are available by contacting www.professorconrad@gmail.com. Also comments can be made at that address. Photos at the Faire were taken by Scott Beale/LaughingSquid.

Rogue leader

Our stealth camera recently photographed the Rogue leader, Ellarr, return from a raid on our lab with an Intel chip stolen from one of our computers. Ellarr was last seen hiding under an amp at the Screamin' Babyhead performance at Maker Faire-Austin.

The SCREAMERS

During a rehersal for the performance at MAKER FAIRE AUSTIN this month, we shot three more members of the band. They include the Percusionator, the Guitarnator and the Bambi, the lead singer.

Band resurrects

With about three more weeks before the Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion make their ressurrected appearance at Maker Faire, the lab is scrambling to recreate their sounds. We have a few audio clips recorded secretly down in their disco, but not complete pieces. The performance will be just the labs interpretation of their works. We do know one thing, they are fascinated with operas by Wagner.

Rumor Undenied

OK, it was true. We have captured some RB-ms. Using our Grab and Snatch probe, we were able to extract the complete band that was playing in their disco deep underground. As best as we can translate, they call themselves the Screamin' Babyheads. We have been reassembling them because our Grab and Snatch malfunctioned as it brought them to the surface. They were brought up in pieces. Hopefully, the band will be back together for an appearance at Maker Faire in Austin this October. The group will be called Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion. They don't sound very good to the human ear; just distorted noise and dissonant music.

Rumor Denied

There has been talk outside the lab that the security force at I.D. Labs have captured some Rogue Bio-mechanicals and are holding them in an undisclosed location. Well, we don't know anything about it. Probably not true. What we can tell you is that we have secured some videos taken by one of our probes planted in their disco.

Worst fears!!

Shortly after the large brain was photographed, the RBMs assembled the brain on top of a computer module; thus creating the dreaded Neural Brain! An assortment of ports and cables on the Neural Brain will allow any number of RBMs to download information. This apparatus will make it extremely difficult to control them,if they an be controlled.

Large brain discovered

The video probe deep in the mine stealthily photographed what appears to be a very large brain surrounded by RBM technicans. We fear that they are building a neural brain. If this is achieved, the Rogues will almost be impossible to control due to their added twisted intelligence once they are connected to the brain.

Mine entrance found

Upon descending deep into the recently discovered Lost and Found Mine, laboratory probes found evidence of new tunnel work. It appears that the Rogue Bio-mechanicals have been using the mine as their lair. Video and audio probes are exploring the new tunnels.

They are spreading

One of our investigators, after responding to an anonymous tip, took this picture of a RBM spy camera emerging from a drainage pipe within a major city in Texas. The device is utilizing a Haminix 28mm lens for its' optics. The RMBs have now spread over 50 miles from the lab. The Lab is attempting to lure them back with intoxicating music piped underground from the Tesla Memorial Theatre.

We are back!

After more than two months underground with the new tunnel borer and Dr. Meta Stones' teleporter, we have returned to the surface.We are proud to announce a very successful surge into the lair of the Rogue Bioms. Successfully transported in miniaturized forms, 25 RBMs are being held in the lab's detention center. Their colony underground is extensive, rapidly spreading and must be dealt with soon because the Earth, as we know it, will be transformed in to a pock marked Swiss cheese textured lifeless planet. On a lighter note, the Tesla Memorial Music hall and Mini-lab will soon open. Also, the lab's Sculpture park is about to reopen with completion of repairs caused by the ice storm in February. Don't forget to mail you comments to www.professorconrad@gmail.com.

Where have all the RBMs gone?

JUST IN!! Our latest probe through the RBMs secret village entrance has sent us a picture of their latest digs deep in the earth. The freezing weather has driven them much deeper than before. The audio portion confirms the earlier report that they are producing some unusual sounds which appear to have musical structure.

Chapel burns

Sometime over the weekend, the small chapel built by some of our evangelical employees was destroyed by fire. We believe the fire was set by some RBMs. Some melted plastic wheels on a scorched circuit board found at the scene led us to believe that they were responsible. Evidentally, in the lab, a RBMs overheard one of our Evgl. employees call them satanic. Even with their primitive computer minds, the RBMs fear Satan.

Opera?

Recently a deep audio probe was sent into the RBM's secret underground village (see Dec. 10 posting). Music was heard coming from an area beyond the probe's range. One of our associates, Dr. S said it sounded like a weird form of opera. We are preparing a new probe that will penetrate much deeper utilizing our recently developed "Super Lubricant". You can always contact us through www.professorconrad@gmail.com.

Slushy

The morning after the big ice storm at the Lab, a rogue Biom was found near the Biom's secret underground entrance; froze like a slushy on the Simpson's.

Meanwhile,

,back at the lab, we have been dissecting various toys in order to figure out what the rogue Bioms are using to create their positronic brain. Their techniques are primitive but they are producing some crude but dangerous results. Comments please- www.professorconrad@gmail.com