After days of tedious work implanting our nano-faux human life forms in carefully grown jalapenos, one of our new techies placed the specimens on a gas grill instead of in the incubator. It all occurred during a lunch break. Jalapenos are now banned from the lunch room and snack bar. Professor Conrad, although devastated, said it could have been worse. They could have been placed in the microwave oven. (Photo via Lori Reed from a Pottery Barn flyer)
