Two rogue Biomechanicals were captured yesterday while trying to get across the border. Rogue leader Allar is the one in purple. We suspect that they were involved in the shooting down of the Jalapeno Space Probe.
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Plotting the trajectory of the ill fated Space Probe, investigators located what appears to be the device used to shoot the Probe down. It was the Radio Flash 1.0 pistol ( hand held NEP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device). The weapon was stolen months ago from Flimflam Laboratories. It had been highly modified and left partially hidden in a pile of hay.
In a remote arroyo on the western edge of the Edwards Plateau, a rancher found the remains of the Jalapeno Space Probe's Biomechanicals near the massacre site or the Tiny People. The biomechanicals had been picked clean of valuable parts prior to the discovery. Professor Conrad said that it was the work of the Rogue Biomechanicals. The investigation continues.
