Mummified Pepper

Some of the Neurabots are examining a mummified pepper found in the shaman's cave on the lab's back 3.

Neurabots

Nb-M32 is one of our Neurabots that will be servicing the Gianourmous Golden Brainbot. Hopefully, the GGB will be complete and out of the lab by Christmas.

In Production

The lab is on a Neurobot construction binge in preparation for the release of the Gianormous Golden Brainbot. Pictured is inside one of the lab's cubicles.

Mummy surgery

We scored big on some gray market mummies and the Biomechanicals are honing their surgical skills on them.

Operation Brain Surgery

The Lab's great leap forward in neuro-chip advancement was made possible when "OPERATION Brain Surgery" was procured. This device allowed Biomechanicals to hone their laboratory and surgical experience through many failures without loss of life. Eventually, success was achieved which leads to where we are today.

On the Road to Neuro-chips

The Lab is proud to announce a major break through in our attempt to modify our Biomechanicals into neuro-chips which then will act as connecting devices between the computer and semi-living brain tissue AKA brainbots. We hope to have all this completed in time for SxSW in March. Besides our all ready successful mind therapy accessories, new additions will be added. All this will be included in the soon to released "Gianormous Brainbot".

Mobile Psycho-healing

Flimflam Laboratories is now in the mobile psycho-healing business with the creation of Ms.Brainbot. She is a radio controlled mental therapy unit sporting the "Tighten Up Loose Screws Arm" and the "Knock Sense into You Hammer Arm". She made her debut at Spectral Panopticon last weekend.

Chaos!

Assistant Mr.Spine crossed the wrong wires at Spectral Panopticon. He survived but one person is still missing.

Spectral Panopticon

The Lab went on the road last weekend to Festival Hill at Round Top and participated in Spectral Panopticon. Our Ms.Brainbot made her debut.

New member

Vibrata, the snare drumist, is the latest addition to the SBhs. She is yet to go into Rehab.

THEY ARE BACK!

The Screamin' Babyheads and the Instruments of Mass Distortion have been pieced back together for the Fall season at the Marcos Caliente Performance Theater at Flimflam Labs. Pictured here is Flapper, the lead singer, Lips, backup singer, Blastmatic, horn section and Bangus, percussion. More band member pictures will followed as they finish Rehab.

Water sports

Cuddles, from the lab's petting zoo, is getting it's feet wet in a puddle.

Feeding Time

The RBms at the petting zoo are fed a mixture of WD 40, fish emulsion, steel wool and other ingredients. So far they like it.

Rogue Roundup

Prior to next month's annual Rogue Biomechanical Trophy Hunt, a roundup of rogues took place this weekend at Flimflam Laboratories. Those that escaped the roundup will be fair game for the trophy hunt. Captured rogues will be rendered harmless and placed in the petting zoo or held for auction.
No cowboys were harmed in the roundup.

Lab Pet

The lab has successfully transformed a rogue Bm. into a lovable pet to be place in the petting zoo. Pictured here is president of the Robot Group, Don, bonding with "Cuddles" while group member Nyssa gives her approval.

First flight

A successful flight of the 20" long Biomechnical mud dobber was just achieved.  It will eventually be taken off it's security harness once we have complete control.

Rogue pet

The very pissed off rogue was subdued and held in chains and then was subjected to our shock treatment for rage neutralization. We hope to place it in our petting zoo.

Rogue Bm

The lab punks at Flimflam Lab discovered a rogue Biomechanical temporarily trapped in the ceremonial pit at the lab. It escaped but they pursued and captured it as it entered a culvert.

Revolt 7000

Tired of your disgusting, evil, destructive thoughts? Revolt and take advantage of Flimflam Lab's end of summer special featuring the REVOLT 7000, our new portable shock therapy unit. Businesses, we will come out and give a discount on whole staff treatments.

E.I.P.

Pictured, is the latest of TGB accessories- the EIP which is a device that analyzes your mind and indicates areas that you need to work on. Grab both copper cuffs on the arms after a moment of peaceful nothingness and the EIP transmits your mind makeup via Bluetooth connection to TGB. TGB then analyzes your mind and sends back corrections via the Adjustinator.

It's alive!

Our first Mini-brain emerged from Ms. Brains incubator unit. Four more on the way!

Oops!

Dr. Stone's anabolic steroid research has been put on hold at the prestigious Awry Institute ( a division of Flimflam Labs) due to some odd results. Fortunately, only one of Professor Conrad's clones was used in the trial.

Oh well

Disaster in the Lab. Our invitro fertilization attempt using Kasey the Kinderbot exploded losing 8 mini brains. So much for Octobot.

Tesla's Birthday Celebration

A successful outing was had by all last Saturday. THEGIANTBRAIN and it's accessories  had a rewarding field trip into Austin.

We are back

New posts to follow soon!

STIMULATOR 2.0

The lab is about ready to roll out "Stimulator 2.0. It will interface with THEGIANTBRAIN and the human brain. Knowledge can be shared, purged, enhanced and stored. It will get a test run at Plutopia 2011.

Working on the Link

"A hidden camera records Professor Conrad being subjected to a test of TGB Stimulator. The word is that he volunteered for the test, survived and said it was like getting the buzz off of seven cups of coffee instantly." This test was done mid year last year. The Lab is about ready to reveal the new version of the "STIMULATOR"

Rogue Bms surface

It is being reported that some Rogue Biomechanicals are leaving their subterranean hideouts  and mixing with bedbugs on the surface.

TGB new ride

THEGIANTBRAIN has been given a new ride in the form of the remote control Lowrider. It will have it's debut during SxSW in March.

THEGIANTBRAIN DOES SxSW '10

TGB appeared with it's group of technicians at the Plutopia Party at the Mexican American Cultural Center during this years SxSW

TGB SEEN AROUND TOWN

 Some people were were captivated by THEGIANTBRAIN while some choose to ignore it while at Austin Futures Fair recently.

THEY ARE HUGE

Huge mud dobber nest have been spotted throughout the Hill Country. A couple of the Flimflam lab's scientists investigate one location. What has been thought to be military aircraft, may actually be huge mud dobber wasps The investigators cover themselves in red mud to camouflage them from what ever made these. 

THEGIANTBRAIN and it's new Ride

Recently, TGB has been given a Lowrider to travel in. At the present time, the Lowrider is remotely controlled via a tether, but soon it will be radio controlled.

We have branched out

Flimflam Laboratories is so pleased with it's new textural coating on THE GIANT BRAIN'S Lowrider that is offering a $99.99 special for a textured elastomeric coating over your entire vehicle. (18 wheelers excluded). The coating flexes 250% and cuts your heating bill by 20%!  Pictured is a behind the scenes view of our custom car facility

ROGUE LEADER CAPTURED

Two rogue Biomechanicals were captured yesterday while trying to get across the border. Rogue leader Allar is the one in purple. We suspect that they were involved in the shooting down of the Jalapeno Space Probe.

TOXBLOX

New at Flimflam- TOXBLOX - ! Our new toxic waste reprocessing plant has just sucessfully completed a test run and TOXBLOX are coming out the door. TOXBLOX are a new and exciting kid safe toy building blocks made from Dioxohol production toxic waste.

Rogues?

Plotting the trajectory of the ill fated Space Probe, investigators located what appears to be the device used to shoot the Probe down. It was the Radio Flash 1.0 pistol ( hand held NEP (non-nuclear electro-magnetic pulse) device). The weapon was stolen months ago from Flimflam Laboratories. It had been highly modified and left partially hidden in a pile of hay.

VICTIMS FOUND

In a remote arroyo on the western edge of the Edwards Plateau, a rancher found the remains of the Jalapeno Space Probe's Biomechanicals near the massacre site or the Tiny People. The biomechanicals had been picked clean of valuable parts prior to the discovery. Professor Conrad said that it was the work of the Rogue Biomechanicals. The investigation continues.

NOSE CONE FOUND!

Early this morning, searchers found the remains of the Jalapeno Space probe in the crotch of a dead tree. It's protective skin burned off revealing the carnage of the crash. The miniature Biomechnicals inside are missing and we hope they survived. The search goes on.

Jalapeno Space Probe

Secretly two months ago, the lab launched a rocket with a Biomechanical jalapeno nose cone filled with small Biomechanicals to probe deep space. Unfortunately, it went off orbit and disappeared. The propulsion unit was found the other day minus the nose cone. Search parties are still looking for it.

TGB Stimulater

An unauthorized photo taken recently at the lab shows Professor Conrad serving as a test dummy for the newly created Stimulator which will be used to waken THE GIANT BRAIN from it's frequent stupors. The test went well and the professor said it was like getting an instant buzz off of seven cups of coffee.

Now required

THE GIANT BRAIN has stated that Dioxahol Lite be drunk by all lab members while on the job. A new intravenous form will soon appear.

Duped

We have been tricked. After the Plutopia party, THE GIANT BRAIN, with help from the rogue Biomechanicals, took over the lab and have made the staff including Professor Conrad virtual prisoners. Since then, we have been outfitting TGB with all sorts of diabolical devices to be used to gain control of all beings living on the surface of the earth. We will be releasing pictures of our work as authorization is  given.  BEHOLD- THE GIANT BRAIN

Dioxahol

Dioxahol and Dioxahol Lite were introduced to the public for the first time at the Plutopia Party on March 15, 2010. All stocks were immediately withdrawn and returned to the Lab for tweaking.

(See disclaimer in a past post)

BEHOLD! The tricked out GB

The newly tricked out GIANT BRAIN and the Jalapeno Space Probe will make an appearance Monday night at the Plutopia Party during SxSW Interactive.